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I guess
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

(via the-depths-in-wonderland)

simplypotterheads:

But okay listen: 7 years ago today, MILLIONS. LITERALLY MILLIONS. of Potterheads from all over the world were sitting with their brand-new copies of the Deathly Hallows and taking their final journey with Harry. It’s amazing when you think of the sheer scope of it-that many people in a sense united by this one book, riding the same emotional roller coaster simultaneously. 

Wow.

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spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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(Source: lucithor, via imnot-satan)

I can put my phone down beside my bed and pull my two layers of blankets up over my shoulders, rolling over until I face the wall becoming so content and ready for sleep. But as soon as my phone lights up and I know it’s you, I’ll take the chance of being restless just to see what you have to say. Because time spent on you is much more comforting.

2:13am

(via do-not-humpme)

(via terrible-beauty)

(Source: zooeydeschannoying, via textmewhenyourehome)

sexual-v0ices:

If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.

(via callmemirth)

torchmerwholocked:

Freaking misha

(via imnot-satan)

evaded:

that “oh shit, I really like you and that scares me” moment

(Source: d-i-a-b-o-l-i-s-m, via helladadishellasad)

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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im-quietly-finding-my-way:

Daily FUCKING reminder

DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID

(Source: slowly-getting-worse, via wallflower-nymph)

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Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world.
— (via countingteardropsintherain)

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5sos-unoffical:

If you are more concerned with a band’s sex life then you are their music, what are you even doing, why are you wasting your time on them? It’s about the music.

(via loststarinthesky)

farcticm0nkeys:

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