I'm just your average 6-foot tall teenage girl. I do strange things like write silly little poems and fangirl over The Maine or Star Wars and I have an odd obsession with anything zombie related. I am always up for a deep insightful conversation, or just some random thought. I'm here for any of my followers and I try my best to give decent advice. So if you want to talk I'm all yours!
Oh, and I just so happen to be dating the most perfect man alive, and now Marine. So all you milso's out there feel free to message me!
- (via midtext)
- (via pleadingly)
stepping in a puddle while wearing socks
You know you’ve been on tumblr far too damn long when this gif actually represents a feeling you empathize with
self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange
oh god never mind it tasted like shit
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
January third - I am the color
of mint chocolate chip ice cream
but I’ve eaten all the chocolate chips.
I am calm.
February seventh - I am a bruise of
blues and violets today. I think it would
be best if I sat by the window.
These are unhappy colors.
April eleventh - I am turquoise, I am magenta,
I am every color in the rainbow.
April thirtieth - I am gray, I am silent.
May first - I am orange, the color of melting
creamsicles on a beach in July.
June twelfth - I am as yellow as the school bus
that will bring me home to summer. I am free.
Twelve years later, I still use colors.
The winter makes me feel cobalt blue, the ocean
turns me a seafoam green. Violets and purples
leave me uneasy and scarlet is a fever of fury.
Some nights I drown in shades of navy, denim,
and cornflower but other nights I meditate in forests of
harlequin and shamrock.
grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
i’m so confused???
how can anybody think that these marriages are fake??
just look at them
look at how they act around each other
look at how they look at each other
YES I LOVE THIS POST THIS IS THE BEST AND NOW I’M CRYING THESE GUYS ARE ALL SO PERFECT AND CUTE AND JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT OKAY I’M SORRY I’M SO EMOTIONAL
*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*
MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.